Anyway here are few reasons I'd say no to a boy.
1. If he has a weird name. This sounds harsh but if no one can pronounce his name then I have to give him a nickname and boys don't seem to like being called "Boy" they seem to think it's belittling or something. They also don't appreciate you forgetting their name but that's a different story.
2. If he is overly hairy or double jointed. I can't stand people cracking their knuckles or bending their fingers back. It makes me nauseous and people who are capable of doing either just don't seem to be able to help themselves....It's not ok. Those who are hairy can't help themselves either. I mean how dare they be hairy! Not that they can really help it, I guess it's a genetic thing but if the there is enough hair that it keeps them warm in the winter time without the need of a jacket-then it is time to wax.
3. If he baby-talks. It only takes one word and he's gone.
4. If he comments on my weight or doesn't lie and tell me I look beautiful all the time. I'm egotistical and freely admit it. I don't want to hear that my ass has expanded since last time he saw me or that yellow flannelette pyjamas with frogs on them are not very attractive (yes I actually own those PJ's....what of it?) I want to hear that my hair is shiny (greasy), that my eyes shine through (my glasses), that my skin is luminous (too much blush) and that what I'm wearing looks great (that top is too tight and the shoes don't match the pants.) I don't think it's too much to ask?!?
5. If he doesn't pay. Actually I'll always pay for myself but that doesn't mean he can't offer. Plus if I'm feeling particularly cheap I might skimp out on $0.50 or so so it's nice to know the offer's there.
There's a plethora (couldn't help myself....plethora :) of reasons and only the cream of the crop get through to my interviewing stage :P However I'll study for my SACs now and leave the rest of my reasons for another day.
Hope all is well.
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